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seeminglydark:

seeminglydark:

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The prompt was ‘detention.’

reblogging with cute tags that make me happy <3

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incorrectskyrimquotes:

incorrectskyrimquotes:

thinking “haha what if i jokingly shipped them” is your last chance to get out btw

some of you are insane

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firawren:

American Chopper meme. Colonel Fitzwilliam and Elizabeth are "arguing" over Darcy stopping Bingley from getting into a bad marriage.ALT

Pride and Prejudice Chapter 33: Colonel Fitzwilliam and Elizabeth have a very civil conversation in which she learns that Darcy broke Bingley up from Jane

View the full series of P&P chapter memes here

hurricanelolita:

L + ratio + you speak from a place of narrow experience and apply those experiences to a far broader scope than they can accommodate instead of asking what might lie outside of your immediate perception + you don’t interrogate the underlying assumptions shaping your own discourse + your arguments are reductive to the point of meaninglessness + you made up a guy to get mad at

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swollenbabyfat:

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Happy Valentines Day ♥️

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followthebluebell:

i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.  i think that would solve a lot of problems. 

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brinnanza:

animatedamerican:

iamnotlanuk:

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

with each other or with the horrors?

I’ve got two hands

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valentinaur:

blocked. and i hope a cat ignores all your pspspsps

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vanessagillings:

As promised, the new companion piece to yesterday’s post!  🐺💙

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verysorrytobother:

stagemanagerssaygo:

autumnthejokerat:

jaubaius:

Creative & DIY

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

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Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

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platypusisnotonfire:

froody:

froody:

froody:

There’s this ask reddit post about your weirdest childhood and the story is about this guy who was playing in the woods by a creek with his friend when a guy in full late 1800s formal clothing including a top hat just walked out of the forest, said “Hello boys!” and kept walking. This is why I want historical clothing so badly. The ultimate prank.

give someone something to think about for the rest of their life

be the ghost encounter YOU want to see in this world

This reminds me of my great uncle who used to hunt with a musket because he enjoyed the feel of it, and he also had an assortment of deer hide clothes he’d made or bought from local first nations, and he went out hunting when he was like 14 and got lost and came across this man in the woods and was like,,,,, can you help, i’m lost. and the guy looks him up and down and my uncle realizes he’d unintentionally dressed in all his deerskin clothes and a coonskin cap when the guy asks him, “how long have you been lost for?”

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taracandycorn:

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Young princess Perfuma